Summer is upon us, with its hot winds, its cool pools, and the breaking out of shorts and bro tanks. Sadly, that means there will be no more school to help us wake up and further our educations with peers and teachers. Here are 5 ways for you to survive the summer without school.

Five Steps:
1) Buy text books online to begin studying for the upcoming year! There is nothing better than getting a head start on the upcoming subjects, that is- besides being the smartest kid in class and being ahead of all the other students.
2) Refrain from attending the pool. It is filled with young kids forgetting about all of their responsibilities while basking in the sun; how immature.
3) Keep in touch with teachers, ask them to assign you homework, give them papers to grade- they’re teachers: they will love it!
4) Do not eat snow cones, whatever you do! The chill and sugar in the snow cone will alter your ability to study and stay focused on the important part of summer: preparing for school.
5) If all else fails, attend summer school.

May studious adventures be upon you with these upcoming months of hot weather.